The feeling you get when you force yourself to...
That moment when you accidentally swear in front...
kill-some-evil-sons-of-bitches: you’re like; and they’re like; “what did you just say?” and then you’re just like; “Fudge! I said fudge” and then they’re just like;
Me and my best friend when we get older
Taking a photo of your eye
expectations-vs-reality: Expectation: Reality: Submitted by i-spread-my-wings
What do you call a cow with no legs?
honeysponge: GROUND BEEF.
when somebody you dont like looks at you
being weird is so much fun...
when someone talks to you: when you and your best friend say something at the same time: At a 5 star restaurant: Laughing: Talking to your crush: Explaining directions to someone: Flirting: Giving your bestfriend a hug: And people just look at you like: and you’re just like:
The feeling you get when someone tells you to calm...
armyofdorkness: Every. single. time.
REBLOG if you're a true 90's kid & you know what...
resucitar: donniaandjokesy: i lost weight with that shit ^ GPOY
Reblog if you're one of those few who actually...
Before the exam: During the exam: After the exam:
When your parents used to count to 3 when you were...
whatchangedyourmind: Them: “ONE.” You: Them: “TWO.” You: Them: “THR-“ You: OKAY OKAY I’M SORRY! OH MY GOD DON’T HURT ME
I hate how whenever I'm in a bad mood, the first...
staypositivestayclassy: “No, you’re just pissing me the fuck off.”
A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma....
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?