May 2011
The feeling you get when you force yourself to...
That moment when you accidentally swear in front...
kill-some-evil-sons-of-bitches:
you’re like;
and they’re like; “what did you just say?”
and then you’re just like; “Fudge! I said fudge”
and then they’re just like;
Me and my best friend when we get older
Taking a photo of your eye
expectations-vs-reality:
Expectation:
Reality:
Submitted by i-spread-my-wings
What do you call a cow with no legs?
honeysponge:
GROUND BEEF.
when somebody you dont like looks at you
being weird is so much fun...
when someone talks to you:
when you and your best friend say something at the same time:
At a 5 star restaurant:
Laughing:
Talking to your crush:
Explaining directions to someone:
Flirting:
Giving your bestfriend a hug:
And people just look at you like:
and you’re just like:
The feeling you get when someone tells you to calm...
armyofdorkness:
Every. single. time.
REBLOG if you're a true 90's kid & you know what...
resucitar:
donniaandjokesy:
i lost weight with that shit
^
GPOY
Reblog if you're one of those few who actually...
allidoispartypartyparty:
Math Exam.
Before the exam: During the exam:
After the exam:
When your parents used to count to 3 when you were...
whatchangedyourmind:
Them: “ONE.”
You:
Them: “TWO.”
You:
Them: “THR-“
You:
OKAY OKAY I’M SORRY! OH MY GOD DON’T HURT ME
I hate how whenever I'm in a bad mood, the first...
staypositivestayclassy:
“No, you’re just pissing me the fuck off.”
A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma....
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.
