May 2013
slowlydecay:
my favorite activity is pretending that i can sing
sluttyoliveoil:
once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”
rubywhiterabbit:
calderonbeta:
feralcastiel:
can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s
abe lincoln tweeting shit like “wow this play sucks just shoot me”
too soon
HE WAS SHOT IN 1865
inbox:
please don’t say “we need to talk” because I will have a panic attack right in front of your eyes
maleteen:
if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body
rapewhistled:
*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks
frosteethesnowman:
tumblr’s all fun and games and then you realize it’s four a.m. and you have three tests tomorrow and you’ve accomplished nothing and your whole life is a lie
thefuuuucomics:
I’m 19 and I still get nervous when I lose my mom in the store
me: ew the ice cream is melting
my friend: quick put it close to your heart to keep it cold
familyfriendlyurl:
its fun for the whole family, except grandpa. nothings fun for grandpa
snorlaxatives:
miranda cosgrove turned 20 today but to me she will always look like this
sodamnrelatable:
How to avoid being the third wheel:
Don’t go out
you know your self-esteem sucks when a really cute guy shows interest in you and you think it’s some sort of sick joke
ferroseed:
people who think tumblr is a “secret place” that no one knows about
neatpotatoes:
teachers who complain about grading work
darrynek:
the nominees are
leonardo dicaprio
leonardo dicaprio
leonardo dicaprio
leonardo dicaprio
leonardo dicaprio
and the winner is *opens envelope*
adele
corpsifiedandgross:
bondoge:
is shut the fuck up an acceptable answer for an algebra problem
Only if you show your working
